You, too, can ask Madame Sophia for some words of wisdom. Simply send an email through the contact page and we will pass it on to her. For even more anonymity, pay for a stamp and drop her a line c/o Ocracoke Current, PO Box 544, Ocracoke, NC 27960.
Dear Madame Sophia,
I was once the life of the party and wildly carefree.
Dear Ms. Sophia,