2/27/2012 Horoscopes

I hope you read last week's horoscope, Pisces, because I really wasn't kidding about Neptune. Its entrance into your sign will affect the world, and you will be the one instrumental in this change.

Your intuition and right-brainy-ness will influence everyone in the months (and years!) to come, and we could all take a lesson from you. Make the most of your perception and imagination and show the rest of us mortals what it's all about! When the aliens come, they won't ask to see our leader, they'll ask to see you, o great omniscient Pisces.

Aries  March 21-April 19

Say, Aries, can I borrow a quid or two? The moon and Jupiter are both telling me that your financial world is peaches and cream right now. If you are working on a creative project, keep up the good work and kudos!

Taurus   April 20-May 20

You appreciate the finer things in life, and this week is the perfect time to stop and smell the roses, gentle Bull. You can make things happen, but your perseverance is the key to your success. Slow and steady wins the race.

Gemini  May 21-June 20

You've been watching too many info-mercials, Gemini! Don't believe everything you see or hear, and although you want to trust people, beware the snake oil salesmen.

Cancer June 21-July 22

Love is in the air, Cancer, and this week is stellar for your love life! If you're in a relationship, plan a romantic getaway, and if you're single, just sit back and watch all the suitors flock to you like moths to a flame. Tap into your Cancerian caution, however, and don't make any sudden moves...you may just scare them away!

Leo  July 23-August 22

What's black, white and red all over? I don't know, Leo, but quit daydreaming and think about how you're going to tap into your most valuable resources this week...people. Ask for help from VIP's or other homies who have your back.

Virgo  August 23-September 22

Nobody asked you, Virgo. Hush, child and hold your tongue....it'll be your turn to talk soon. But for now, quit expecting perfection and just let it go!

Libra  September 23-October 22

Yikes, open a window and grab the Febreze, Libra! You really need to clear the air... and clear up those mixed messages! Know the difference between tough love and just plain malice.

Scorpio  October 23-November 21

Quit being so shy and reserved and gather the courage to put yourself out there. Put your fears aside and work on established relationships while creating new ones....for instance, get involved in your community, attend a fundraiser, or try out for your local theater production of MacBeth!

Sagittarius  November 22- December 21

If you were considering moving all that money from your holdings in the Caymans to a Swiss Bank account, now is the week to do it. Jupiter, your ruler, will be aligned with the sun, bringing you great financial luck.

Capricorn  December 22-January 19

Thinking about taking a romantic vacation to the Outer Banks, Capricorn? Grab your honey and whisk yourselves away to romantic Ocracoke Island! If you're already on this site, then you know where to find cozy accommodations, top notch food and drink, and miles and miles of beautiful beaches! And if you already live here, do something fun on or in the water this week - you're lucky to have a shorter commute and such fabulous weather!

Aquarius  January 20-February 18

Dear Aquarius, your Clark Kent routine is just not fooling anyone. Come out of the phone booth and be a superhero at your day job, too!